Sunday, August 21, 2011

School really sucks ass (hannah AND mikayla) double blog#1

school sucks.
Why does school suck?
well, because i have to go to my lame ass school, me and my boyfriend quit talking and we broke up. School sucks because,
The teachers are stupid whiney ass bitches, that dont give a fuck about anything but themselves. Theyre self centered. Talk about their dmn boyfriend and how they love to eat and sleep. I mean seriously, like we dont love any of that, but get a fuckin life. We honestly dont care. It doesnt make our lives any better. And god damn, you get your period in class and they wont let you go to the bathroom. I wish opuld stab their eyes. They never teach, we have laptops to teach ourselves. god every kid iis such a dumbfuck because they dont teach worth shit. but its not like i really care. i just need to make passing grades.
School sucks because,
we have the NASTIEST school lunches! the cooks suck, and in all truth they should just quit and move on with their lives because thsure as hell not there because they like kids. They hate us all. And im pretty sure i found a pube in my bisquit one day. Gross! Ive seen your husbands...i dont need your aids in my stomach! So put a net on it if you have to, idgaf, i just DONT want it in my food.
School sucks because,
The secrataries, Like mrs rock. DONT even get me started  on her. Shes a total bitch. She hates children with a deep fiery passion.   Cant even do anything without her hating you automatically. And the way she squints her eyes! ughh. And she waddles because she wears heels too big for her. And if you need to call your mother, forget it. You have a personal prob, the last thing you want to do is go to her. Dont even bother to do anything to piss her off. cuz youll die a fiery death. and also PUT IT DOWN ON ME!:)
School sucks because,
we haa drill sargent for a PE teacher. Last year, we had coach Grey. I loved him!:( But, he retired! So we got Mr. Schults, HE SUCKS! We get graded on a ten point scale, and we haved 5-3 minutes to get dressed! PLUS, we have to take tests, that have to be STUDIED FOR. Like, wtf are the questions supposed to be??
1) What is the point of PuffBall? ...throw the ball at the other player.
2) What does it mean to be hit by a ball? ...im out....
3) Does it feel bad to be hit by a ball?...what do you think?
WOW, we have a real DICKtator as a pe teacher......great.......

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